You Asked For It!

Ain't nothing glamorous about these shots, Jimmy took on his camera phone.

One of the six holes they delicately rammed iron rods through my stomach !!
Removal of the wonderful, bloody drain, I suggest everyone try it once.

Preparing for the bloody drain removal, I mean bloody in an English swear word sort of way ;o(

The queen upon her throne, about to be dethroned, if I'd only known what I would be going home and learning to make my body adjust to thinking and eating like the squirrels we talked about earlier, because babies even eat more than this. Really the last week has been better I can now eat a slice or so of lunch meat with some cheese on it, also an egg scrambled is about 2 ounces, a string cheese makes a mighty nice 2 oz. meal if you take your time and take the full 20 minutes I'm supposed to take to eat my 3 meals. Big surprise only 3 meals of the healthy 2 oz, not the 6 like I was thinking. Oh well, good thing I don't feel any physical hunger at all and have to keep a constant watch on the clock so I don't drink any of my blessed, drowning 64 oz of water, I have to drink everyday, 30 min. before my meal or 30 min. after. And it doesn't matter how hot you have 2 oz of food, after you've fiddled around eating it for 20 min it's going to be cold. Long gone are the days of absent minded eating anything I wanted, or could fit in my mouth, well I may have not been that bad, but I definitely can't do that now, Aaah, Intervention !!

IT'S ALL OVER BUT THE CRYING

Well, todays my first day of being home for the full day, feeling pretty good !! I went out Sunday night to SLC, they give you some lovely CLEANSING potion to drink and I didn't want to be on the move Monday morning and have things still moving if you know what I mean. Not a fan of the side of the road pit stop. Needless to say things "worked" out fine, but I was glad I wasn't on the road that morning. Got to the hospital @ 8 am, Mom, Dad, Mallary, Treycin, Mandi, Coy and of course my wonderful Jimbo were all there. We gave Jimmy his birthday present as we waited for me to go to surgery. A fun time for him I'm sure ;-) They whisked me away and before I knew it I was about to be put to sleep in the operating room, I made sure the nurse told my Dr. Simper that if I had any say, I requested a size 8 or 10. No harm in trying, right? Next thing I know I'm waking up in my room at about 1 pm and hopefully I divulged nothing inappropriate while heavily medicated. I'm sure it was all lies if I did. Slept alot, everybody got kicked out, except Jimmy by the Til of the Hun nurse in charge, Sorry guys. I was able to have a morphine pump that I clicked whenever I needed it. The main thing that was uncomfortable that day was just some pain in my left chest from the gas they bloat your stomach with, I thought it was big enough to start with. Next day I got up and showered, walked every hour and felt pretty good, just stiff and tired. Got released about 7:30 pm. Thank you Gina for letting us use your house while you've been gone, it was nice to go to a familiar place and be able to relax instead of in a motel for 2 days. Thanks for all the calls and visits from everyone, Everyone has been so great and supportive!! I have some pictures to post later that my loving husband took as they were removing my drain and staples. You can always count on him to be there when you need him the most. thanks for the lovely pictures, Hon!!

No Turning Back Now

Okay, everyone I went to the last of my pre-op visits today. We learned that we will be eating an amount for 1 meal that basically if you tried real hard you could fit on one spoonful !?! Of course we are given the liberty of partaking 6 times a day of the generous 2 oz. portion. Sign me up, luckily they say you normally lose your appetite and don't realize your only eating as much as a small chipmunk. Drawing blood wasn't nearly as traumatic as I thought, the needle was not 6 inches long to get through my fat to a vein. Urine sample, now that's another story, I don't think I needed step by step instructions on a cartoon flip chart in the bathroom, actually the closest thing to porn I've seen in who knows how long. So basically they have my blood, they have my money and come Monday morning @ 8 am 1st step to a new and healthier me !!! (Refer to photo above)

One PHAT Masha

I did have pretty good hair and a nice shirt I must say.

I'm not quite sure what I was allergic to

to cause all that swelling ??

Behind the Camera

I've gotten used to being behind the camera so when the girls tell me I have to put pictures of myself, I have some definite issues with that. Oh well, the day is quickly approaching and as I found this picture to post the day can't come fast enough !! The photo above was in February before I had started using Isagenix. And I thought I looked nice:-( Since that time I've lost 34 lbs. Well, I go Friday and they'll draw blood, I don't know how much but I hope it's not so much per pound or I'm in trouble. Even with the blood and gore I'm totally excited !!

Introducing. . .

. . . ME !!!

Rumor has it I may be going under the knife !

It's time to give birth to Coy's twin that I've been

hosting as a parasite, and not so inconspicuously lately. People have noticed the growth lately, well maybe for the last 15 years and it is the talk of many hushed discussion. To those of you I say #@*! *&#@. OMG JK

Apparently enough of you have contacted the officials and a procedure is scheduled for Monday Oct. 13th. Happy Birthday Jimmy

Against my will and better judgement, this is a blog to document my experience and journey.

Each week I'll try... to keep you updated, on me the incredible loser.